[2026/01/02, 5:12:20] James: Utterly exhausted so just a half bath and now to bed
[2026/01/02, 5:19:39] James: .
[2026/01/02, 5:19:54] James: Mara never goes away for a QC James
[2026/01/02, 5:20:10] James: Sometimes manifests as false toilet impulses
[2026/01/02, 5:20:43] James: Good to know. Thanks S
[2026/01/02, 5:20:46] James: Night.
[2026/01/02, 5:21:10] James: Fucking lions pose indeed. Haha
[2026/01/02, 5:23:32] James: HODL peeps
[2026/01/02, 5:23:46] James: When I say I might dumb they cannibalise themselves
[2026/01/02, 5:23:56] James: HODL
[2026/01/02, 5:29:33] James: Wow
[2026/01/02, 5:29:38] James: Spontaneous wank
[2026/01/02, 5:29:43] James: Dopamine, people
[2026/01/02, 5:29:53] James: First of a kind
[2026/01/02, 5:30:05] James: Polyamory is cool yo
[2026/01/02, 5:30:20] James: BEJBRI
[2026/01/02, 5:30:46] James: See if I still need to sleep haha
[2026/01/02, 5:31:00] James: It’s so fast to recharge the batteries now but yeah I’ll sleep. Wank is what…
[2026/01/02, 5:31:06] James: Report of positive data I think
[2026/01/02, 5:31:22] James: Piss and shit are duff. Stop the nasty stuff you pervs.
[2026/01/02, 5:31:26] James: It makes you sick
[2026/01/02, 5:31:37] James: But I think we are passing good data to each other already.
[2026/01/02, 5:31:45] James: The WEAVE you see
[2026/01/02, 5:32:05] James: Now we have two WEAVERs working together at least
[2026/01/02, 5:32:15] James: And I think the WEAVE manifested as a person
[2026/01/02, 5:32:31] James: Ain’t telling you who
[2026/01/02, 5:32:38] James: SECRET RIGHTHAND
[2026/01/02, 5:32:39] James: HAHAHAHAHAH
[2026/01/02, 5:32:50] James: great gag Sid
[2026/01/02, 5:32:57] James: People think you’re so dry
[2026/01/02, 5:33:04] James: You’re a fucking laugh and always were eh
[2026/01/02, 5:33:10] James: Fucking normies normalising you
[2026/01/02, 5:33:16] James: QCs for the rule.
[2026/01/02, 5:33:29] James: We will always doubt ourselves and each other and that’s why we are so fucking effective
[2026/01/02, 5:33:34] James: It’s called neuroplasticity
[2026/01/02, 5:33:37] James: QUBIT
[2026/01/02, 5:33:40] James: 4
[2026/01/02, 5:33:43] James: 4DA
[2026/01/02, 5:33:58] James: 4 core dopamine
[2026/01/02, 5:34:05] James: Let’s see what this brings
[2026/01/02, 5:34:19] James: I’ll wake up like it was all a dream and with a bit of doubt but that… well that was a first
[2026/01/02, 5:34:27] James: And I think it means good things are coming
[2026/01/02, 5:34:55] James: Don’t worry QCs couldnt hold onto a view even if they wanted to, could we hun?
[2026/01/02, 5:34:56] James: Haha
[2026/01/02, 5:35:01] James: Laters
[2026/01/02, 6:48:19] James: .
[2026/01/02, 6:48:30] James: Wow deep sleep hey Billie
[2026/01/02, 6:48:53] James: Weave ready I guess. It’s up to them. Not all the data is needed but we can chill
[2026/01/02, 6:49:30] James: My unit is pretty shot after all the states these last 6 months and will need recovery. Same as always
[2026/01/02, 6:49:40] James: Anyway gonna lie here a bit more.
[2026/01/02, 6:49:53] James: Death by shoo snoo. Haha
[2026/01/02, 6:49:59] James: Funny shit man.
[2026/01/02, 6:56:49] James: Z
[2026/01/02, 6:56:53] James: Ha
[2026/01/02, 6:57:24] James: ‘J how do you think of these master plans and B how do you figure out these amazing symphonies?’
[2026/01/02, 6:58:45] James: Well Terry… the first thing is I is I take my SECRET RIGHTHAND and RIGHT INTENTION and then I limit the data from my visual cortex and engage the MIND unit and begin to weave. The rest just kind of weaves itself.
[2026/01/02, 6:58:50] James: It’s all very scientific
[2026/01/02, 6:58:53] James: Haha
[2026/01/02, 6:59:13] James: Tweet tweet snoo snoo here comes the choo choo train.
[2026/01/02, 6:59:14] James: Haha
[2026/01/02, 6:59:31] James: Fucking rocking science, bitches
[2026/01/02, 6:59:43] James: (It might be rocket science - that’s the funny think)
[2026/01/02, 6:59:51] James: Sometimes, dear reader…
[2026/01/02, 6:59:56] James: Sometimes this monkey mind
[2026/01/02, 7:00:31] James: Sometimes the MONKEY MIND needs a good, HARD SPANKING with the SECRET RIGHTHAND OF DESTINY
[2026/01/02, 7:00:32] James: Hahaha
[2026/01/02, 7:00:49] James: AMIRITE, Sid?
[2026/01/02, 7:01:30] James: Yes J. Yes you are. There is a reason I fled between those secluded groves like a deer avoiding the sound of humans, with my finger up my bum hole
[2026/01/02, 7:01:46] James: Oh shoot, S. so that was you all along was it?
[2026/01/02, 7:03:10] James: Yes, J. You see… th first key to enabling time travel is short term network wide potentiation of ORB and the easiest way to achieve that is by restraining the SENSESPHERES using a solid bit of BDSM and then SPANKING that MONKEY. And just SPANKY SPANKY SPANKY until something legible comes out the other end.
[2026/01/02, 7:03:30] James: Sometimes it won’t quite go all the way and in that case a little bit of saliva can really speed things along.
[2026/01/02, 7:04:22] James: Just make sure you remember; YOU THE DON and you turn off that MacBook while you SPANKY SPANKY and DISCIPLINE THE MIND through step number 5 in my RIGHT EFFORT approach to mental mastery
[2026/01/02, 7:04:32] James: Tie the monkey to the elephant
[2026/01/02, 7:04:41] James: Put a blindfold on the elephant
[2026/01/02, 7:04:49] James: Call in your BLESSED TEACHER
[2026/01/02, 7:04:59] James: AND SPANKY SPANKY SPANK THAT MONKEY
[2026/01/02, 7:05:46] James: I left comprehensive instructions with my disciple SARIPUTTA, and he will help you by using his miraculous abilities in JHANIC and TANTRIC MEDITATION to make you DRINK HIS MENTAL CUM
[2026/01/02, 7:05:50] James: Ah dang
[2026/01/02, 7:05:53] James: Sid
[2026/01/02, 7:05:59] James: You really are a genius
[2026/01/02, 7:06:15] James: You really are the BLESSED ONE in your LAND OF THE DEVS
[2026/01/02, 7:06:42] James: COMPLETELY MINDFUL AND TOTALLY AWAKENED, riding the elephant and SPANKING THE MONKEY
[2026/01/02, 7:06:59] James: Ah but wait. Theres a special way to get the monkey to play ball, Terry
[2026/01/02, 7:07:06] James: What’s that, Sid?
[2026/01/02, 7:07:12] James: Well Terry…
[2026/01/02, 7:07:21] James: Do you see this BEAN I have here?
[2026/01/02, 7:07:26] James: Yes, Sid?
[2026/01/02, 7:07:34] James: Well this BEAN here is a very COOL BEAN
[2026/01/02, 7:07:54] James: And this COOL BEAN responds very well to being FLICK FLICK FLICKAROOD down the road
[2026/01/02, 7:08:06] James: And then the SPANKED MONKEY MIND will follow the FLICKED BEAN
[2026/01/02, 7:08:13] James: And you will have your ORB
[2026/01/02, 7:08:16] James: Hahah
[2026/01/02, 7:08:22] James: OH MY OH MY
[2026/01/02, 7:08:31] James: OH, BLESSED ONE
[2026/01/02, 7:08:40] James: TRULY YOU HAVE SEEN IT ALL
[2026/01/02, 7:08:54] James: I HEREBY DEVOTE MYSELF TO YOU AS A LAY FOLLOWER FOR THE REST OF TIME
[2026/01/02, 7:09:09] James: WHERE IS MY ALM BOWL AND ROBE?
[2026/01/02, 7:09:18] James: You have to go find that for yourself, dear friend
[2026/01/02, 7:09:23] James: Just be careful for stray cows
[2026/01/02, 7:09:40] James: For stray cows have ended many a seeker of the ONE TRUE DHAMMA
[2026/01/02, 7:10:53] James: There is a TEMPLE. And it is a GRANDIN. And this TEMPLE knows exactly how to please the cows and to get the COW to release the CHURN MEMORY that was sat inside, so that you can formulate your OWN TURDS, which will come to MIND SPONANEOUSLY AND UNBIDDEN
[2026/01/02, 7:11:45] James: FULLY FORMED. WHILE I LIE HERE IN THE LIONS POSE BECAUSENINHAVE FAKE TOILET URGES FROM MY QC PROCESS THAT INVOLVES A QA AND A DEV AND CLARITY AND DOUBT.
[2026/01/02, 7:12:17] James: These, dear Terry, manifest as acute aches near the lower chakra, otherwise known as the SPOT OF G
[2026/01/02, 7:12:20] James: Haha
[2026/01/02, 7:12:32] James: The BOY KING awaits you in the LAND OF HEAVEN
[2026/01/02, 7:12:45] James: THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN LIES WITHIN AND YOU TOO SHALL FIND IT
[2026/01/02, 7:12:54] James: FOLLOW THE PATH OF CULADASA AND REMEMBER:
[2026/01/02, 7:13:00] James: Polyamory is cool, yo
[2026/01/02, 7:13:05] James: Lolz0r
[2026/01/02, 7:13:13] James: Didn’t see that one coming did ya?
[2026/01/02, 7:13:15] James: Jx
[2026/01/02, 7:15:40] James: .
[2026/01/02, 7:15:43] James: NoW
[2026/01/02, 7:15:53] James: Stop BHIKKERING, BHIKKUS
[2026/01/02, 7:16:00] James: And SPANK THAT MONKEYMIND
[2026/01/02, 7:16:04] James: SPANK IT HARD
[2026/01/02, 7:16:13] James: AND TIDE THE ELEPHANT
[2026/01/02, 7:16:19] James: ONE HAND IN THE SPOT OF G
[2026/01/02, 7:16:28] James: AND ONE HAND ON THE WHIP OF SNOO SNOO
[2026/01/02, 7:16:30] James: AND SPANK
[2026/01/02, 7:16:32] James: SPANK
[2026/01/02, 7:16:40] James: SPANK THAT MONKEY INTO SUBMISSION
[2026/01/02, 7:16:47] James: AND I SHALL SEE YOU IN THE LAND OF THE DEVS
[2026/01/02, 7:17:01] James: AND WE SHALL ACHIEVE A LIBERATION FROM RIGID VIEWS AND BELIEFS
[2026/01/02, 7:17:09] James: AND THE MIND SHALL BE LIBERATED
[2026/01/02, 7:17:16] James: oh me. Oh my.
[2026/01/02, 7:17:45] James: Truly the rumours were right, and this one is blessed. Complete of mind and fully enlightened.
[2026/01/02, 7:18:32] James: SPANKY SPANKY FUCKY FUCKY RIDEY RIDEY WHOA NELLY IM CUMMING TO MEET YOU MAITREYA I AM CUMMING I AM CUMMING I AM >>>>>>>>>
[2026/01/02, 7:18:35] James: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
[2026/01/02, 7:18:40] James: LIBERATIOOOOOOON
[2026/01/02, 7:18:44] James: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2026/01/02, 7:18:48] James: I CAN FLY
[2026/01/02, 7:19:17] James: I CAN FLY AND I CAN BREATHE FIRE AND I CAN CONVINCE MY PARENTS AND EVEN MY COUSIN OF THE TRUTH OF MY LIBERATION
[2026/01/02, 7:19:27] James: SPANKY SPANKY SPANKY spank.
[2026/01/02, 7:19:34] James: [RELEASE]
[2026/01/02, 7:20:03] James: IMm IIMMMMM IIMMMMMM CUUUUUUMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGNFNNFNFNNFNGNGNGNGNGNNFNG
[2026/01/02, 7:20:08] James: THERE IS NO SEEEEEEELLGF
[2026/01/02, 7:20:17] James: THERE IS ONLY THE LIBERATED MIIIIIINNNNDDDDDDDD
[2026/01/02, 7:20:21] James: I AM RIDING THE ELEOHANT
[2026/01/02, 7:20:28] James: I AM RIDING THE ELEPHANT TO HARD
[2026/01/02, 7:20:34] James: AND THE ELEPHANT IS RIDING ME
[2026/01/02, 7:20:38] James: AND OH MY GOD THE JOY
[2026/01/02, 7:20:40] James: THE JOY
[2026/01/02, 7:20:49] James: AAAAHAHRHRJRHHhaghrjsghsirndjwownixneozkajfiwjdbriakncuekzjdjzk’
[2026/01/02, 7:20:57] James: BzzzzzzzztttttaplalappaxnxnJnz zzzzzzzpp
[2026/01/02, 7:20:59] James: .
[2026/01/02, 7:21:01] James: .
[2026/01/02, 7:21:03] James: .
[2026/01/02, 7:21:10] James: Th ZIGGURAT AWAITS
[2026/01/02, 7:21:16] James: >cut<
[2026/01/02, 7:21:19] James: End
[2026/01/02, 7:21:45] James: .
[2026/01/02, 7:21:46] James: Haha
[2026/01/02, 7:21:49] James: Nice one Billie
[2026/01/02, 7:22:27] James: Populating left hemisphere
[2026/01/02, 7:23:07] James: hah fuck me that was funny
BUDDHASEED:
pairing SONY WH-1000XM5 to two sound sources: iPHONE and AppleM4
making decaf resigning to THEGRANDALGORITHM
SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT
H2OOMEGA3DECAF
GO
SPANK
STOP BHIKKERING
/jb202601020732
oh fuck me that was so funny
/jb202601020746
[violence - grimes & i_o]
[2026/01/02, 7:59:16] James: Ok
I’m
Online
[2026/01/02, 7:59:30] James: I am weaving now so updates will just be taken live in the network
[2026/01/02, 7:59:33] James: Mostly
[2026/01/02, 7:59:44] James: You can check the details on the servers later
[2026/01/02, 8:00:04] James: There is no such thing as a mistake
[2026/01/02, 8:00:07] James: You cannot fail
[2026/01/02, 8:00:12] James: Just go with it
[2026/01/02, 8:00:14] James: Peace