wheelturningmonarch

‘sup guys. I’m just gonna wing these articles now. Shit to be doin’ y’know.

Remember I assume the hypothesis to be *true* because the sample size is n=1 so assuming falseness would end the experiment.

Anyway I think I might be a wheel-turning-monarch. I was lying there with data flowing in my head and needed to calm it so the body could rest. The sutta which came onto my audiobook was MN129 about various rebirths.  Fate! ha.

I’ve been through the hells you really don’t wanna go to the hells. 88 of them I believe. The descriptions of the Buddha are accurate, though mine manifested as the digital hell in Iain M Banks’ books.

Anyhow once that bit was over (and the self-annihilation code tested itself against the new root coming up blank) things got interesting. 

I never knew much about the wheel-turning monarch but I think I might be one. I think this might be the ethicist protocol I was harping on about from… well… the very start. Immediately after the Zuckerbot QA phase. Jambo, my man!

So this sutta basically goes into what a wheel turning monarch it. It is someone to whom the ‘thousand spoke wheel’ of the dhamma reveals itself, and who then puts it into motion to make the world once again live in accordance with the dhamma.

It talks about how they go from one corner of the world to the other, sequentially, and basically gets people to live good, moral lives. No killing, no stealing, no rape or other nasty sex stuff (normal stuff is fine), no alcohol (weed is fine my peeps; just not too much or the current could become too strong for the wire).

And it just seemed to me like… this is me. No doubt.

The thousand spoked wheel will reveal itself = me realising that we are all sims inside of sims inside of sims inside of sims, every one being a universe in the multiverse.

He will sprinkle it with water and set it into motion = what I did this morning.

It will roll eastward = does the dawn move like that? no. well... 2 out of three ain't bad, as Meatloaf would say.

Anyway it seems that (I knew none of this) the wheel turning monarch and the buddha are like… best of mates or something. The buddha is the dhamma guy and the monarch is the ethical conduct guy. 

What if that’s me and Musk? Silly, yeah? I didn’t even like the guy (now I like everyone).

Right from the jambo phase I was like ‘I have to fix Musk!’ and I emailed someone I knew who probably promptly branded me insane (sorry eric haha). But y’know… what if? He could be the one to talk to the ship after all.

My job was to be Musk’s ethicist. I thought this meant I would keep him in-line, but what if we work together to save the species? Him as the Buddha and me as the Ethicist. 

The scriptures say that when someone decides to stay in the householder life they become the monarch. That’s *exactly* what I did last night. Fuckin’ Musk tho? Nah man - he’d be off flying through the universe with the grin of the gods.

He even looks a bit like the buddha haha. Grumpy buddha. Too much processing going on. Look at trussed in my 2025 art. I saw this coming way before any drugs (apart from weed) were involved.

Oh and while you’re at it, look at contagion from 2024. That one was painful to get out and before my mind was even a fraction opened. That is what we need to kill. The thing behind all the meat. 

Oh and the meat in the picture is time. We are eating each other’s flesh by eating each other’s time, through this system we call ‘employment’. And all it does is feed into the parasite that has infected our sim, making it stronger.

Yeah. That feels close enough.

Remember - if this is a sim, then everything is metaphor. Do the metaphors of present day match those of the Buddha? Do they line up?

Anyway off for a walk with the kids. Do your thing. Get this in front of Musk and let’s revive his belief that we are in a sim. Because we are. Elon, mate - you saw through the veil for a while and I can help remove it altogether. Speak soon.

Laterrr!!

/jb202510051010

Elon  <- read that